GP's World

I’ll wait for you

2011-12-23T13:02:00.000+05:30

What is life without you
I can’t even see the dream of living (without you)
Maybe I can live a few seconds without breath
But not without you
You, yes you are that first girl who I’ve started loving even more than my life
My today my tomorrow, my days my seconds are only because of you
In my worship, in my prayers
In my silence, in my echo
There is only you, only you
The stars will break, the moon will turn off
The time will stop right here but
But until the last ray of hope turns away
Until my last breath is there I’ll look out for you
I’ll wait for you

2011-02-02T17:42:00.002+05:30

कोई तुमसे पूछे कौन हूँ मैं , तुम कह देना कोई ख़ास नहीं .

एक दोस्त है कच्चा पक्का सा , एक झूठ है आधा सच्चा सा .
जज़्बात को ढके एक पर्दा बस , एक बहाना है अच्छा अच्छा सा .

जीवन का एक ऐसा साथी है , जो दूर हो के पास नहीं .
कोई तुमसे पूछे कौन हूँ मैं , तुम कह देना कोई ख़ास नहीं .

हवा का एक सुहाना झोंका है , कभी नाज़ुक तो कभी तुफानो सा .
शक्ल देख कर जो नज़रें झुका ले , कभी अपना तो कभी बेगानों सा .

जिंदगी का एक ऐसा हमसफ़र , जो समंदर है , पर दिल को प्यास नहीं .
कोई तुमसे पूछे कौन हूँ मैं , तुम कह देना कोई ख़ास नहीं .

एक साथी जो अनकही कुछ बातें कह जाता है , यादों में जिसका एक धुंधला चेहरा रह जाता है .
यूँ तो उसके न होने का कुछ गम नहीं , पर कभी - कभी आँखों से आंसू बन के बह जाता है .

यूँ रहता तो मेरे तसव्वुर में है , पर इन आँखों को उसकी तलाश नहीं .
कोई तुमसे पूछे कौन हूँ मैं , तुम कह देना कोई ख़ास नही

Writer - Unknown

Ham Jo Chale

2011-01-25T16:06:00.002+05:30

हम जो चले तुम भी चलो साथ, फिर क्या ख़बर कि दिन है कि रात..
बस में नहीं रहेंगे ज़ज्बात, तुम जो सनम हमारे चलो साथ..
सुर से सजी गीतों से तेरी याद तुझ बिन सनम भाये ना कोई बात
कैसे कहो अकेले चालू आज, आओ सनम! सुने है दिल के साज..
कैसी भी राहें हो कैसी भी डगर हो, कोई भी रास्ता हो कोई भी भी सफ़र हो..
हम जो चले...
दिन ये कहे बैठो हमारे पास, आओ इधर इशारा करे रात..
हमको मगर.. चाहिए वही शाम, जिस पर सनम लिखा हो तेरा नाम..
चांदनी रातें या खिलती सहर हो चाहे दिन का कोई पहर हो
चलते रहे हम जो तू हमसफर हो....
हम जो चले तुम भी चलो साथ, फिर क्या ख़बर कि दिन है कि रात..
बस में नहीं रहेंगे ज़ज्बात, तुम जो सनम हमारे चलो साथ..
गलियों में फिरता है बंजारा दिल ये, तुझको ही ढूंढेगा आवारा दिल ये..
करता है जाने इशारे क्या दिल ये..
हम जो चले तो तुम भी चलो साथ........

दूरियों से फर्क पड़ता नहीं

2011-01-24T11:20:00.000+05:30

दूरियों से फर्क पड़ता नहीं
बात तो दिलों कि नज़दीकियों से होती है
दोस्ती तो कुछ आप जैसो से है
वरना मुलाकात तो जाने कितनों से होती है
दिल से खेलना हमे आता नहीं
इसलिये इश्क की बाजी हम हार गए
शायद मेरी जिन्दगी से बहुत प्यार था उन्हें
इसलिये मुझे जिंदा ही मार गए
लोग मोहब्बत को खुदा का नाम देते है,
कोई करता है तो इल्जाम देते है।
कहते है पत्थर दिल रोया नही करते,
और पत्थर के रोने को झरने का नाम देते है।
भीगी आँखों से मुस्कराने में मज़ा और है,
हसते हँसते पलके भीगने में मज़ा और है,
बात कहके तो कोई भी समझलेता है,
पर खामोशी कोई समझे तो मज़ा और है...!
मुस्कराना ही ख़ुशी नहीं होती,
उम्र बिताना ही ज़िन्दगी नहीं होती,
दोस्त को रोज याद करना पड़ता है,
क्योकि दोस्त कहना ही दोस्ती नहीं होती

2010-11-04T12:52:00.002+05:30

प्यार! प्यार! आखिर क्या है प्यार?
क्यू होता है? कैसे होता है? किससे होता है? बस हो जाता है!
शायद यही प्यार है जब तू साथ है
हमेशा लगे हमारी नयी शुरुआत है
पता भी नहीं चला और बीता पूरा साल है
तेरे ही तो संग मेरा पूरा संसार है
अगर रहना मुझे सात समुन्दर पार है
मुझे तुम पे तुम्हे मुझ पे ये भी ऐतबार है
तुम आई संग लायी ये बहार है
तुम न हो कही लगे सब कुछ बेकार है
इन्तेज़ार किया मैंने ये कबसे
की कोई आये मुझ अधूरे को पूरा कर दे
जिसके लिए हर दिन मेरा दिल धडके
और मर जावा मैं सिर्फ उसके प्यार में

Nigahein Bachakar Jo Chalte The Mujhse

2010-10-30T15:29:00.001+05:30

निगाहें बचा कर जो चलते है मुझसे, कभी उनको मुझसे मोहब्बत हुई थी
जो महबूब से अजनबी हो गए हैं, कभी उनको मुझे मोहब्बत हुई थी.

सहेली के घर का बहाना बना कर, मुझे मिलने आते थे नज़रे झुककर
चलो एक हो जाये कहते थे हर पल, मेरे सिने से लग कर दुनिया भुला कर
इसी बात पर हा इसी बात पर ही बहोत खूबसूरत शरारत हुई थी
कभी उनको मुझसे मोहब्बत हुई थी...

नदी की लहरे ये पेडो के साये, यहाँ होठो पर दिल के जज्बे थे आये,
ये कश्मीर के वादियों के नज़ारे, भूला बैठे सबकुछ वो हो गए पराये
मैं कैसे भला भूल जाओ पलजब, मेरे प्यार की अपनी कुतरत हुई थी,
कभी उनको मुझसे मोहब्बत हुई थी...

खतो को छुआकर डरना संभलना, वो चोरी से चुपके किताबे बदलना.
यकायक किसी का ये सब देख लेना, तो नज़रे झुका कर की हाथो को मलना.
कभी दोनों का राज़ खूल्जाने पर भी , ना पूछो की कैसे क़यामत हुई थी.
कभी उनको मुझसे मोहब्बत हुई थी...

निगाहें बचा कर जो चलते है मुझसे, जो महबूब से अजनबी हो गए हैं,
कभी उनको मुझसे मोहब्बत हुई थी, कभी उनको मुझे मोहब्बत हुई थी.

Once More "Tech Poem"

2010-10-01T14:04:00.001+05:30

Jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai
Woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey
"Ctrl+Alt+delete" kar doonga...

Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain
Aur lonely hain...
Problem ye hai ki bus voh
"READ-ONLY" hain...

Shayad mere pyar ko taste
karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa "CUT" kiya
ke "PASTE" karna bhool gaye...

Tumhare samne hain itney items
kabhi hame bhi pick karo...
Hamare pyar ke "ICON" pe
kabhi to tum "DOUBLE-CLICK" karo...

Roz subha hum karte hai
itne pyar se unhe good morning...
woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain
jaise "0 ERRORS" but "5 WARNINGS"...

Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya "Mouse"
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, Ban jaao meri spouse!

Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek "Sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your "file not found!"

Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated ".gif"

Aysa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't like your face
Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai "enough disk space"

Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, ho jaata hai "Server Down"

Tumhaare liye pyaar ki "Application", create main karoonga
Tum usay "Debug" karna, "Wait" main karoonga

Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera "Connection Timed Out" ho gaya

Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat
What is your "ICQ Number", aao karein chat

Tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke female
Yaad raha na ab kuch, na postman, na "e-Mail"..

2010-09-21T09:40:00.002+05:30

Song: Cry Cry
FilmAlbum: Jhootha Hi Sahi
Singer(s): Rashid Ali & Shreya Ghoshal
Music: A R Rahman
Lyricist: Abbas Tyrewala
Picturised on: John Abraham, Pakhi

Rote kaahe ko hum hain, rote kaahe ko hum?
hona hai jo ho, sad hote kaahe ko hum?

cry cry itna cry karte hain kaahe ko?
itna darte hain kaahe ko?
pal pal marte kaahe ko?
why why aisa why wesa kiyun hota?
yun hota to kya hota?
jo hota hai woh hota
fly fly baby fly, dekhain yaan urr ke
dekhain baadal se jurr ke
dekhain phir na murr murr ke
rote kaahe ko hum hain, rote kaahe ko hum?
hona hai jo ho, sad hote kaahe ko hum?
haan raaton ko na sote kaahe ko?

cry cry itna cry karte hain kaahe ko?
itna darte hain kaahe ko?
pal pal marte kaahe ko?

chaar pal ka hai saanson ka qissa
kitna hai hissa is mein aansuon ka, soch lo tum
bachpan bhi tha aik, ek boorha sa pal
kis ne dekha kal, to is pal ki qeemat jorr lo tum

rote kaahe ko hum hain, rote kaahe ko hum?
hona hai jo ho, sad hote kaahe ko hum?
haan raaton ko na sote kaahe ko?

baatain teri theek lagti hain
raatain kiyun hamaari jagti hain
haan laatain hum kiyun na maarain beeti baaton ko
bhoolun main to mujh ko lagaana tum ek chaanta
chubh jaey to kheench lena kaanta
no, no, no, no...

poochun main jo tum se kabhi ke kiyun kiyun daanta
dena phir se aik aur chaanta
kabhi nahi, kabhi nahi

rote kaahe ko hum hain, rote kaahe ko hum?
hona hai jo ho, sad hote kaahe ko hum?
haan raaton ko na sote kaahe ko?

cry cry itna cry karte hain kaahe ko?
itna darte hain kaahe ko?
pal pal marte kaahe ko?
why why aisa why wesa kiyun hota?
yun hota to kya hota?
jo hota hai woh hota
fly fly baby fly, dekhain yaan urr ke
dekhain baadal se jurr ke
dekhain phir na murr murr ke

cry cry... cry cry...

Chemical Analysis Of Women

2009-11-20T19:42:00.002+05:30

ELEMENT : WOMAN
Symbol : WO+
Discoverer : Adam Edenwarden
Atomic mass : Accepted as 53.6 kg, isotopes vary [from 40 - 200kg]
Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES :
1. Surface usually covered with thin film of make-up.
2. Boils at room temperature.
3. Freezes without any known reason.
4. Melts if given special treatment.
5. Bitter if incorrectly used.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Have great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious stones and absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason.
3. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

COMMON USES :
Highly ornamental, especially in social gatherings.

TESTS :
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy.
2. Turns pale green when placed beside a better specimen.

POTENTIAL HAZARDS :
1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
2. Illegal to posses more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other.

Professional Love Letter

2009-10-27T19:30:00.006+05:30

To
Pallavi
Grade Elec Eng
Sub: Offer of love!
Dearest Ms Pallavi,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 18th of March (Saturday).
With reference to the meeting held between us on the 28th of Oct. At 1800 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.
Our love affair would be on probation for a period of six months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.
Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse.
The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses.
However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.
I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else.
I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your beautiful friends, if you do not wish to take up this offer.
Wish you all the best!
Thanking you in anticipation,
Yours sincerely,
Govind (HR Manager)

DID YOU KNOW?

2009-10-05T19:54:00.001+05:30

1. Coca-Cola was originally green.
2. the most common name in the world is Mohammed.
3. The name of all the continents ends with the same letter that they start with.
4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
5. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States .
6. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters Only on one row! Of the keyboard.
7. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!
8. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
9. Both Humans and Giraffee have the same number of bones in the neck
10. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, Your Heart stops for a millisecond.
11. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
12. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
13. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
14. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from history. Spades - King David Clubs - Alexander the Great, Hearts - Charlemagne Diamonds - Julius Caesar.
15. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987, 654,321
16. If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs In the air, the person died in battle.
17. If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.
18. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of Natural causes.
19. What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and Laser printers all have in common? Ans. - All invented by women.
20. Question - This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is this? Ans. - Honey
21. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
22. A snail can sleep for three years.
23. All polar bears are left handed.
24. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive From each salad served in first-class.
25. Butterflies taste with their feet.
26. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
27. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
28. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
29. Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.
30. Stewardesses are the longest word typed with only the left hand.
31. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
32. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
33. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the Body to squirt blood 30 feet.
34. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have Over million descendants.
35. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
36. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
37. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
38. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different
39. There is a Butterfly in Brazil which has the color of chocolates And also smells like Chocolate
40. Giraffee can clean there ears with their tongue 41. It is impossible to lick your elbow.
42. And finally 99% of people who read this would try to lick their Elbow now..

UPGRADING GF into WIFE

2009-09-30T20:15:00.004+05:30

Dear Tech Support Team:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as BatchelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.
I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0.
Please help!
Thanks,
Thanks, "A Troubled User"

REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that people complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!! !
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0.
It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under Warnings-Alimony- Child Support) .
I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment.
I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0
WARNING: DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWithShortS kirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of luck,
Tech Support ...
Loving might be a mistake,
But it is worth doing...

आप से दोस्ती

2009-07-23T20:21:00.000+05:30

आप से दोस्ती हम यु ही नहीं कर बैठे, क्या करे हमारी पसंद ही खास है,

चिरागों से अगर अँधेरा दूर होता, तो चाँद कि चाहत कैसी होती,

कट सकती अगर अकेले जिन्दगी, तो दोस्ती नाम कि चीज ही न होती,

कभी किसी से जीकर-इ-जुदाई न करना, इस दोस्त से कभी रुसवाई न करना,

जब दिल उब जाये हमसे तो बता देना, ना बता कर बेवफाई ना करना,

दोस्ती सच्ची हो तो वक़्त रूक जाता है, आशमा लाख ऊचा हो मगर झुक जाता है,

दोस्ती में दुनिया लाख बने रूकावट, अगर दोस्त सच्चा हो तो खुदा भी झुक जाता है,

दोस्ती वो एहसास है जो मिटती नहीं, दोस्त पर्वत है वो, जो झुकता नहीं,

इसकी कीमत क्या है पूछो हमसे, यह वो अनमोल मोती है जो झुकता नहीं,

सच्ची है दोस्ती आज़मा के देखो, करके यकी मुझ पर मेरे पास आके देखो,

बदलता नहीं कभी सोना अपना रंग, चाहे जितनी बार आग में जला के देखो,

बातें कर के रूला ना दीजियेगा, यु चुप रह के सजा ना दीजिएगा,

ना दे सके ख़ुशी तो गम ही सही, पर दोस्त बना के युही भूला ना दीजिएगा.

Software Engineer and his Wife talking

2009-05-26T20:13:00.000+05:30

Husband - Hey dear, I am logged in.

Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.

Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.

Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.

Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.

Wife - at least give me your credit card, i can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.

Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.

Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.

Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.

Wife - what is the relation between you and your Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.

Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.

Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters..

Wife - i will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close.

Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.

Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.

Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer.

रोये तो ऐसे रोये

2009-03-27T11:29:00.000+05:30

कभी आंशु छुपा छुपा के रोये
कभी दास्तान- ऐ-ग़म सुना सुना के रोये
रात कटी है इंतज़ार-ऐ-यार
हम रात भर तारो को जगा जगा के रोये
फिर वो न आये रात का वादा कर के
हम तमाम रात शमा जला जला के रोये
आज रात उनके आने कि उम्मीद थी हमे
वो न आये हम घर को सजा सजा के रोये
सुना है दुआ से होती है मुराद पूरी
हम साडी रात हाथ उठा उठा के रोये

JO CHAHO AGAR TUM

2009-02-20T12:00:00.000+05:30

Jo chaho agar to tum aisa karo!
Ahsaas kay saray rishtay tor do
Piyaar kay saray bandhan khol do
Dil say apnay bhula do mujhay
Aur phir kabhi na yaad aaoo mujhay

Dua hai meri khuda say kayh!
Har qadam tumhara manzil ki taraf uthay
Aakash kay sitaro ko choo lo tum
Khushiyan har dam tumhari raha takay
Jugnuoo ki tarah jhilmilaoo tum

Kaash kay aisa ho jaye!
Kisi qadam par mehsoos na ho kami meri
Kisi maqam per mujh ko yaad na karo tum
Khushiyo may aisay apni magan raho
Kabhi mazi kay warq na palto tum

Magar yeh bhi yaad rakhna!
Agar kisi manzil per pahaunch kar koi dard mil jaye
Aankh tumhari jo kabhi pur nam ho jaye
Kabhi kisi apnay ki kami mehsoos karo to
To tum mujhay pukar laina

वही खामोशी छायी है

2009-02-20T11:51:00.001+05:30

जा चुके है सब और वही खामोशी छायी है,
पसरा है हर ओर सन्नाटा, तन्हाई मुस्कुराई है,

छूट चुकी है रेल ,
चंद लम्हों की तो बात थी,

क्या रौनक थी यहॉं,
जैसे सजी कोई महफिल खास थी,

अजनबी थे चेहरे सारे,
फिर भी उनसे मुलाक़ात थी,

भेजी थी किसी ने अपनाइयत,
सलाम मे वो क्या बात थी,

एक पल थे आप जैसे क़ौसर,
अब बची अकेली रात थी,

चलो अब लौट चलें यहॉं से,
छूट चुकी है रेल
ये अब गुज़री बात थी,

उङते काग़ज़, करते बयान्‍,
इनकी भी किसी से
दो पल पहले मुलाक़ात थी,

बढ़ चले क़दम,
कनारे उन पटरियों
कहानी जिनके रोज़ ये साथ थी,

फिर आएगी दूजी रेल,
फिर चीरेगी ये सन्नाटा
जैसे जिन्दगी से फिर मुलाक़ात थी,

फिर लौटेंगे और,
भारी क़दमों से,जैसे
कोई गहरी सी बात थी,

छूट चुकी है रेल,
अब सिर्फ काली स्याहा रात थी |

टेक्नीकल Poem

2009-02-20T11:50:00.002+05:30

अपने चेहरे से रूसवाई की Error तो हटाओ
ऐ जानेमन अपने दिल का Password तो बताओ

वो तो हम है जो आप की चाहत दिल मॆं रखते है
वरना आप जैसे कितने Softwares तो बाज़ार में बिकते है

रोज़ रात आप मेरे सपने में आते हो
मेरे प्यार को Mouse बना के उंगलियों पे नचाते हो

तेरे प्यार का Email मेरे दिल को लुभाता है
पर बीच में तेरे बाप का Virus आ जाता है

और करवाओगे हमसे कितना इन्तजार
हमारे दिल की साईट पे कभी Enter तो मारो यार

अपने इन्सल्ट का बदला देखो कैसे लुंगा
जानेमन तेरे बाप को Ctrl+Alt+Delete कर दुंगा

आपके कई नखरे अपने दिल पे बैंग हो गये
दो PC जुड़ते जुड़ते Hang हो गये

आप जैसो के लिये दिल को Cut किया करते है
वरना बाकी केसेस में तो Copy Paste किया करते हैं

आपक हँसना आप क चलना आप की वो स्टाईल
आपकी अदाओं की हमने Save कर ली है File

जो सदीयों से होता आया है वो रीपीट कर दुंगा
तु ना मिली तो तुझे Ctrl+Alt+Delete कर दुंगा

लड़कीयां सुन्दर हैं और लोनली हैं
प्रोब्लम है कि बस वो Read Only है

ला सकते तो वापस ला दो

2009-02-20T11:40:00.000+05:30

ला सकते तो वापस ला दो उस सच्ची सच्चाई को,
भ्रष्टाचार को कम कर दो कुछ कम कर दो महगाई को,
घपले पर घपला कब तक होगा कब तक भूंखे मरेगे लोग,
कब तक आबरू लुटती रहेगी, कब रहेगा कुतिया में शोक,
दिन दुपहर लुटे खजाना बंद करो इस धीतायी को,
कब तक अपराधी राज करेंगे कब जायेगी अन्याय कि डोर
कब आएगा न्याय का मौसम कब नाचेंगे आँगन में
ऐसा नियम बना दो राजन छुए न लोग बुरे को

ये जागीर भी ले जा मुझे

2009-02-20T11:27:00.005+05:30

जानेवाले तेरी तस्वीर भी ले जा मुझे
लूट रहा हु तो ये जागीर भी ले जा मुझे

लौट कर फिर कभी आवाज़ न देना मुझको
प्यार करने का ये अंदाज़ न देना मुझको
हाथ में टूटा हुआ ये साज़ ना देना मुझको

तेरे ख़त तेरी ये तहरीर भी लेजा मुझे

अब मेरा और मेरी मंजिल का ठिकाना क्या है
मुझसे मत पूछ कि जाने का बहाना क्या है
तू नहीं तो ज़माने को दिखाना क्या है

छीन कर अब मेरी तकदीर भी ले जा मुझे

जाने कल क्या हो तेरी आस रहे या न रहे
दिल में ये दौलतेहसास रहे या न रहे
जिंदगी मेरी मेरे पास रहे या न रहे

ख्वाब टूटा है तो ताबीर भी ले जा मुझे
जानेवाले तेरी तस्वीर भी ले जा मुझे

ये जागीर भी ले जा मुझे

2009-02-20T11:27:00.004+05:30

JAAL The Band

2008-10-26T20:10:00.001+05:30

Mai Mast Hu!! JAL BAND
mai mast hu, mai mast hu.
mera ishq.. mera khuda hai, duniya te ek.. mithi saza hai
tere to duri ek guna hai teri qurabat wich jaza ai
jhule lal kalandar mai mast lajepal kalandar mai mast
mera peer sachcha na mai jhutha tere naal ban yaari nayi gaya mai teri khudai
jhule lal kalandar ajepal kalanadar mai mast mai mast
tere naal hi jeena tere naal hi marana mai mast
teri janch jindni khani jadd de kive duniya sari teri malangniwe nachche

REDHOOM!!!

2008-10-26T20:09:00.000+05:30

REDHOOM!!! DhoomPichakDhoom
yaar meri dhadkan naare, chand ke hai sang sitare
sath rahte hai wo saare, mai akela re...
khilkhailati hai wo nadiya, nadiya me hai ek naiyya
naiyya ka mai hu khewaiyya, kyu akela re
ab aa bhi ja, sabko bata kya tera mera nata re
tum ho meri mai tumhara, chhota sa sansaar humara
aage jane raam kya hoga...
kahta hai jo kahe jamana, tera mera pyar purana
aage jane raam kya hoga...

jaise diya aur bati, saare sukh-dukh ke hum sathi
bahti purwaiya hai gaati, mai tumhara re
raat meri din hai tere, tere aanshu ab hai mere
pyar ke honge subere, na ghabarana re
ab na sharma sabko bata, kya tera mera naata re
tum ho meri mai tumhara, chhota sa sansaar humara
aage jane raam kya hoga...
mera dusman saara jamana, sath mera chhod na jana
aage jane raam kya hoga...

aabhi ja aabhi ja saans meri pukare hardin
aabhi ja na sata nahi jiina tere bin

aabhi ja aabhi ja aabhi ja aabhi ja aabhi ja aabhi ja

kyu ki tum ho meri mai hu tumhara
chhota sa sansaar humara
aage jane raam kya hoga
kahta hai jo kahe jamana, tera mera pyar purana
aage jane raam kya hoga

JaaneTuYaJaaneNaa!!!

2008-10-26T20:08:00.005+05:30

JaaneTuYaJaaneNaa!!! JaneTuYaaJaneNa...
jaane tu mera kya hai, jaane tu mera kya tha
tuhi mera harpal, tuhi mera har lamha tha
jaane kaisi kashish hai, jane kaisi khalish hai
kyu ye saanse thami hai, aankho me kyu nami hai
hai dosti humko yakii tha, dosti aur kuch bhi nahi tha
hai ye dard kaisa naya sa, kyu dil lagta tuta sa
jaana dil jaana kaise maine na jana ki pyar yahi hai
ye jaane tu ya jane na

JANNAT!!

2008-10-26T20:08:00.003+05:30

JANNAT!! ZARA SA DIL...
char dino ka pyar o rabba lambi judai lambi judai
tere bin dil mera age kahi na, tere bin jaa meri jaye kahi na
kitne jamane baad o rabba, yaad tu aaya yaad tu aaya
khoi rahi mai sazo me apneaahat bhi teri bhul gayi hu
sadiyo se kitni tanha rahi hu, ishq tera bhul gayi hu..
uljhi rahi mai, is jindgi me du kya duhai du kya duhai
har bebasi me is jindgi me tujhko hi chaha tujhko hi manga
jin rasto se gujra ye dil tha manjil mil na pyar na paya
khud ko chhupa ke raho se gujri, dil ko sambhale dil ko sambhale
tere bin dil mera lage kahi na tere bin ja meri jaye kahi na
kitne jamane baad o rabba yaad tu aaya yaad tu aaya

JANNAT!!

2008-10-26T20:08:00.001+05:30

JANNAT!! ZARA SA DIL...
zara si dil me jagah tu, zara sa apna le bana..
zara sa khwabo me saza tu, zara sa yaado me basa..
mai chahu tujhko meri jaa bepanah...
fida hu tujhpe, meri ja bepanah...
mai tere mai tere kadmo me rakh du ye jaha,
mera ishq diwanagi
hai nahi hai nahi aashiq mujh sa tera
tu mere liye bandgi
mai chahu tujhko meri jaa bepanah...
kah bhi de kah bhi de dil me tere jo hai chhupa
khwahish hai jo teri
rakh nahi rakh parda koi mujhse ai jaan
kar le tu mera yakiin
mai chahu tumko meri jaa bepanah

JANNAT!!

2008-10-26T20:07:00.001+05:30

JANNAT!! Door Na Jaa...
tera chehra meri aankho me basa rahne de
khud ko thoda sa kahi mujhme rahne de
door na jaa, door na jaa, door na jaa, door na jaa..
aaj ke baad mera sara safar, tanha hai!
aur tere sath ka bhi aakhiri lamha hai!
aur kuch der mujhe khud se juda rahne de
door na jaa, door na jaa, door na jaa, door na jaa..
ab kahi jake mere dil ko ye lagta hai
yaar ki baaho me mei jannat ka jaha basta hai
aur kuch der mujhe inme bandha rahne de
door na jaa, door na jaa, door na jaa, door na jaa..

Singhs Is Kinngs

2008-10-26T20:02:00.002+05:30

SinghISkinng!! TERI ORE
dil kho gaya ho gaya kisi ka ab rasta mil gaya khushi ka
aankho me hai khawab sa kisi ka ab rasta mil gaya khushi ka
rista naya rabba dil chhu raha hai
khiche mujhe koi dore teri or
teri ore teri ore teri or hye rabba teri ore teri ore teri or hye rabba

khulti fizaayein khulti ghataayein sar pe naya hai aasma
charo dishaayein hass ke bulayein kyu huye hai sab mehrba
hame to yahi rabba kasam se pata hai dil pe nahi koi jor koi jor
teri ore teri ore teri or hye rabba teri ore teri ore teri or hye rabba

ek heer thi aur tha ek ranjha, kahte hai mere gaon me...
sachcha ho dil to, sau muskile ho jhukta nasiba pao me
aanchl tera rabba falak ban gaya hai, ab iska nahi koi or koi chhor
teri ore teri ore teri or hye rabba teri ore teri ore teri or hye rabba

dil kho gaya ho gaya kisi ka ab rasta mil gaya khushi ka
aankho me hai khawab sa kisi ka ab rasta mil gaya khushi ka
rista naya rabba dil chhu raha hai
khiche mujhe koi dore teri or
teri ore teri ore teri or hye rabba teri ore teri ore teri or hye rabba

ROCK ON!!

2008-10-26T20:01:00.005+05:30

ROCKON!! SOCHA HAI?
Ashma hai nila kyu,
pani hai gila-2 kyu gol kyo hai jami,
silk me hai narmi kyu aag me garmi kyu do aur do panch kyu nahi,
ped ho gaye kam kyu, deen hai ye mausam kyu chand do kyu nahi
duniya me hai jung kyu behta lal rang kyu
sarhade hai kyu har kahi....
socha hai ye tumne kabhi
socha hai ki hai ye kya sabhi
socha nahi to socho abhi

bahti kyu hai har nahi
hoti kya hai roshni
barf ghirti hai kyo
dost kyu hai ruthate
taare kyu hai tutte
badlo me bijli hai kyu
socha hai... ye tumne kabhi
socha hai... ki hai ye kya sabhi
socha nahi to socho abhi
sannata sunai nahi deta
aur hawaye dikhayi nahi deti
socha hai kya kabhi... hota hai ye kyu

Ashma hai nila kyu,
pani hai gila-2 kyu gol kyo hai jami,
silk me hai narmi kyu aag me garmi kyu do aur do panch kyu nahi,
ped ho gaye kam kyu, deen hai ye mausam kyu chand do kyu nahi
duniya me hai jung kyu behta lal rang kyu
sarhade hai kyu har kahi....
socha hai ye tumne kabhi
socha hai ki hai ye kya sabhi
socha nahi to socho abhi

ROCK ON!!

2008-10-26T20:01:00.003+05:30

ROCKON!! RockOn..
Dil kya kahta hai mera, kya mai batau..
Tum ye samjhoge sayad mai pagal hu..

Dil kya kahta hai mera, kya mai batau..
Tum ye samjhoge sayad mai pagal hu..

Dil karta hai TV tower pe mai chad jau
chilla-chilla ke mai ye sab se kah du
RockOn! Hai ye waqt ka ishara. RockOn! Har lamha pukara
RockOn! Yuhi dekhta hai kya tu. RockOn! Jingdi na milegi dubara

dil kahta hai sadko pe jor se gau
sab apne-apne ghar ki khidki khole
fir mai aise joshile geet sunau
mere geeto ko sun ke sab ye bole
RockOn! Hai ye waqt ka ishara. RockOn! Har lamha pukara
RockOn! Yuhi dekhta hai kya tu. RockOn! Jingdi na milegi dubara

Kaise jine ko dil chahe, ji rahese tu teri to hai bas ye raahe
Ki! Apne jitne bhi arma hai poore kar le tu..
RockOn! Hai ye waqt ka ishara. RockOn! Har lamha pukara
RockOn! Yuhi dekhta hai kya tu. RockOn! Jingdi na milegi dubara

ROCK ON!!

2008-10-26T19:54:00.001+05:30

ROCKON!! PICHLE SAAT DINO..

meri laundry ka ek bill, dikha nahi mahino will
ek ladki ka phone number mere kaam gaye kidhar
mere tash se hath ka king
mera ek chandi ka ring
pichhle saat dino me maine khoya
kabhi khud pe hasa mai aur kabhi khud pe roya

present mili ek ghadi, pyari thi mujhe badi,
meri jen ka ek packet, meri denim ki jacket,
domunge nach ke passes, mere naye-2 sunglasses
pichhle saat dino me maine khoya
kabhi khud pe hasa mai aur kabhi khud pe roya

kaise bhulu satwa din jo aaya kisi ne tumse ek party me milwaya
kaisa pal tha jis maine tumko pahli baar dekha tha
hum jo mile pahli baar maine jana kya hai pyar
maine hosh bhi khoya dil bhi khoya
kabhi khud pe hasa mai aur kabhi khud pe roya
maine pichhle saat dino me ye sab hai khoya

Love Story

2008-08-27T16:55:00.003+05:30

A girl asked a
guy if he
thought she was
pretty,

He said...no.

She asked him if
he would want
to be with her
forever...and he
said no.

She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he replied with a no.

She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy stopped her and said..

You're not pretty you're beautiful.

I don't want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever.

And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die...

The boy butterfly had died inside the flower.....

2008-08-27T16:50:00.002+05:30

Two butterflies were in love........ .

One day, they decided to play Hide n Seek.......

During the play.....
Girl Butterfly - "A small game within us"
Boy Butterfly - "OK"
Girl Butterfly - "The one who sits in this flower tomorrow early in the morning..... that one loves the other one more....."
Boy Butterfly - "OK"

Next morning, the Girl butterfly waits for the flower to open so that he can sit before the boy butterfly does......

Finally, the flower opened.....

What did he see.....???? ?........

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
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The boy butterfly had died inside the flower.....

He stayed there all night......so that early in the morning..... .as soon as he sees her.......he can fly to her and tell her how much he loved her........

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2008-05-07T16:52:00.001+05:30

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2008-04-16T16:52:00.000+05:30

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2008-04-16T16:34:00.000+05:30

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Computer Tricks

2008-04-16T16:05:00.000+05:30

Recover the lost administrators password in Windows XP

Slightly more work needed if you lose or forget the Windows XP administrator password.

1.First reboot Windows XP in safe mode by re-starting the computer and pressing F8 repeated as the computer starts up.

2.Then (in safe mode) click Start and then click Run. In the open box type "control userpasswords2" without the quotes - I have just used quotes to differentiate what you have to type.

3.You will now have access to all the user accounts, including the administrators account and will be able to reset the lost password.

4.Just click the administrators user account, and then click Reset Password.

5.You will need to add a new password in the New password and the Confirm new password boxes, and confirm by clicking OK.

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2008-04-16T15:38:00.000+05:30

Reliance launched two new recharge voucher.
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2] 495 All India Free RIM to RIM.